“Just spend a few more months playing video games,” she said. “That hand-eye coordination will come in handy when you get to third base.”
“Gosh, I haven’t heard the base system in so long, I think I’ve forgotten third base.” the Colonel responded. “I would roll my eyes at you, but I can’t afford to look away from the screen.”
“French, Feel, Finger, Fuck. It’s like you skipped third grade,” Alaska said.
“I did skip third grade,” the Colonel answered.”
Looking for Alaska - John Green
